I saw this post here and had to chuckle to myself when I thought of all the stupid nick-names I call my cat (and always in a high-pitched stupid baby voice as well!)
Her given name is Poppy Bernadette R-S (which is Rob and my surname’s hyphenated together that I have decided not to post publicly on here!*) The poor love, I bet she gets the mickey taken out of her by the other cats down our road with a name like that!
And to make matters worse, to completely ruin any street cred that she might have left once the other cats find out that she has a hyphenated surname, I also call her any of these names which I have listed here for your amusement!
Yep, I know what you are thinking and I agree. I am a mad cat lady!
*Email me if you really want to know her surname. Not that there is anything wrong with hyphenated surname’s, its just hers is a little daft/a complete mouthful!